Something That Might Piss-Off a Former Sports Hero:
Hey! Hey! Aren’t you Archie Manning? Wow! I thought that was you. You’re looking good to be as old as you are. Still trim, I see. And damn you’re tall! What are you, like seven feet or something? You looked a lot shorter on TV. You must have one hell of a dick down there (poking his crotch)! I mean, I’m sure you’ve watched enough guys in the shower to know that tall + skinny = hung. You know what I’m sayin’, right?
Oh, listen, is that Payton guy your son? Really! I thought so. He is one fine motherfucker! Much cuter than you were at his age. Do you think you could give me his email address? Next time he’s in town I’d like to ask him over so I can fuck the shit out of that sweet ass he’s sporting. He looks like he’d enjoy it, too. He’s got “bottom” written all over him. I guess it runs in the family.
Say, I’m kinda drunk, and you’re lookin’ good to me, so what say we trot on over to the Superdome and get busy on the 50 yard line? You can just drop those Sansabelts and let me go to work. Deal?
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