My modem’s not the only thing I’m whining about today…
Ten Random Kicks in the Rubber Parts
10. I’m hopped up on caffieine, ready to go, but my boyfriend’s probably in bed for another six hours.
9. Anna Kournikova: can she even play tennis?
8. Anne Carlisle never amounted to much.
7. Kim Deal sold out. Watch a certain car commercial and you’ll know what I’m talking about.
6. Needy artists. Wait, that’s redundant….
5. I haven’t been on a vacation in over a year.
4. There’s no “graphic sex” option on The Sims.
3. Will Survivor just die? Please?
2. The seventh Spice Girl of the Apocalypse, Neve Campbell.
1. The term “club anthem.”
On the other hand…
Ten Reasons for Living on Sunday, September 10, 2000
10. This coffee’s fucking good, Mary!
9. Venus Williams and her family: an island of fierceness in the pale, pasty Meadowlands.
8. Liquid Sky has finally been released on DVD.
7. Haysi Fantayzee remains unexploited and fabulous.
6. Yoko Ono slouches closer toward death every day.
5. I’m going to two conventions in the coming months: Atlanta and New York. And I’m racking up vacation days for that trip to Istanbul with which I’ve been planning to surprise my boyfriend…. Surprise, boyfriend!
4. My severely short attention span has resulted in my gradual disinterest in video games (at least the ones I currently own).
3. One of the guys on Big Brother is a total hottie. A “hey-bro,” but a hottie nonetheless….
2. The sixth Spice Girl of the Apocalypse, Billy Corgan, finally seems to have shut up.
1. New music rocks!
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