The highlights of my day…
* Fixing a moderately complicated plumbing problem with only my bare hands, the world’s tiniest flathead screwdriver, and a well worn pair of Revlon tweezers. (And they say plucking isn’t butch.)
* Finishing a grant application I’ve been promising to turn in for a couple of months.
* Playing The Sims and having Michael Bachelor sex up everyone in the neighborhood, male and female. I’ve still not been able to get a partnered person to dump their spouse and move in with me, but I’m working on Mortimer. Will Bella ever speak to me again? (If you don’t understand a word of what you just read, I’m profoundly sorry. For myself.)
* Loving that adorable curmudgeon of a boyfriend of mine.
Other things…
* There is absolutely nothing on television this evening–not that I spend much time in front of the tube, but I like having my options, you know? Good thing Jonno and I have plans to catch a movie–thanks, in part, to a certain webmistress’ glowing review.
* One TV show in which I am a little interested is the new John Goodman piece, Normal, Ohio, on Fox. Apparently, the big lush (who’s got a big-ass house out in Old Metairie) is playing a big homo on the small screen. First we were niched for the clothing market (International Male, Tzabaco), then film (remember New Queer Cinema, my darlings?), and now television! Expect a bonafide 24-hour queer cable channel within the next year or so–if it’s not already running by the time this post goes up.
P.S. Yes, I think John Goodman’s kinda sexy in that big, klutzy, bearish sorta way.
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