It’s hardly noon, and I’m already full of rage. Sad isn’t it?
Things I Hate
- Postal employees (with very few exceptions)
- People who wear cologne (no exceptions)
- People who set their cell phones to play Fur Elise and the William Tell Overture
- Amazon.com’s customer service department (don’t get me started)
- Idiots (including those not mentioned above)
Things I Don’t Hate
- Long lunches
- Red beans and chicken livers at said lunches
- Coffee, coffee, coffee
- Our hounds and our cat
- A kiss from someone I love (hint, hint)