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Here’s the sad truth: Jonno and I are slobs. Not like pizza-under-the-bed slobs, but still slovenly. As it is, I’ve gotta leave work early today so I can straighten up the house for certain Halloween houseguests. We simply have to work on our cleaning skills. Or find a cute boy willing to strap on a latex French maid’s uniform every once in a while. (I prefer the latter option, of course.)

P.S. Chris, I hope you’re not allergic to cats or dogs or cigarette smoke. If you are, I guess I’ll be dosing your coffee with Robitussin. Which can be fun, if consumed in large amounts….

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