Good News: Amazon finally shipped out my order for The Secret History–not that Donna Tartt bit of pop-novel trash, but some real smut: Procopius’ scandalous, Jacqueline Susann-esque recounting of the reign of Justinian I and his courtesan-turned-queen Theodora.
Bad News: There appear to be no plans to release Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains on video or DVD anytime soon.
Good News: The world is full of stupid people who have been put here for our amusement.
Bad News: It will take a very, very long time for all of them to die out.
Good News: Porn Addiction is at Epidemic Proportions!
Bad News: Nobody told me about Pornography Awareness Week. I miss out on all the fun stuff…
Good News (or possibly Bad): Yes, I’ve finally broken down and become a cellphonophile
Bad News (definitely Bad): I mistakenly puchased a single-band phone–which isn’t so bad when I’m tooling around New Orleans, but on those inevitable trips back to Mississippi for the holidays… I mean, I could be squealing like a pig and no one could hear me send.
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