Equations
small penis=big mouth
warmer weather=fewer panhandling gutterpunks on the streets=time to stock up on Pernod
Missy Misdemeanor Elliot’s new diddy, “Get Your Freak On”=hottt
drink less=smoke less
eat less=smoke more
architectural drawings=clutter=fire hazard
stacks of unread magazines=no leisure time
artist awake=artist neurotic
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