My To-Do List
1. Get coffee.
2. Kill all artists.
3. Figure out how to run the #$@%*& light board at the #*$&@ theatre before the show opens day after tomorrow.
4. Organize the numerous stacks of papers looming over my desk before I’m consumed by an avalanche of bills, news clippings, and pornographic magazines.
5. Lay in the sun. Don’t get up for a while.
6. Walk the dogs
7. Kiss my boyfriend goodbye as he jets off to the land of hills and cute boys and good Mexican food.
8. Get coffee.
9. Plan an elaborate suicide ritual of operatic proportions. File it away for future reference.
10. Eat more bran.
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