Ten thoughts:
1. Should I be concerned that five days into hurricane season we’ve already had our first named storm?
2. If I’m such a coffee person, why haven’t I bought a new coffee pot to replace the one that fell victim to Spontaneous Combustion Syndrome six months ago?
3. Have I never been mellow?
4. Have I never tried?
5. Is my boyfriend the most adorable thing on the planet or what?
6. Do these pants make me look fat(ter)?
7. What’s the Next Big Thing?
8. Am I fulfilling all of my adolescent fantasies?
9. Is it really that hard being green?
10. What’s for dinner?