Haikus for a muggy afternoon:
The blood in my brain
drips like leaves after a storm.
Who’s got Tylenol?
To the person in the car outside my office window:
Cher is not my friend.
Cher is no one’s friend.
So turn that crap off, Mary.
Cold coffee is fine
but warm Coke always sucks ass.
Bring it on, Jean-Luc.
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