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For those of you in NYC, it’s not just you: life’s surreal everywhere this morning.

Catholic town that it is, New Orleans’ church bells have been ringing non-stop for the past ten minutes. It’s kinda creepy. And the streets are oddly quiet. And George W. Bush has been moved to Louisiana for safety’s sake. I guess that’s one thing in our favor: when it comes to major targets of terrorism, no one thinks of Louisiana.

It’s all like a big-budget Bruce Willis/Sylvester Stallone/Arnold Schwartzenegger film, right down to the sprawling terrorist conspiracy. But as we’ve known all along, Bruce can’t win every time.

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