Yo, like, merry Christmas and all.
That’s all I’m sayin’. Merry Christmas.
Gentiles may now return to their regularly scheduled feeding frenzy.
…Oh, wait, one more thing: you missed a rollickin’ good time down at the Golden Lantern last night. The highlight? A big, showy opening number (well, as big and showy as things can get in a dark little homo watering hole like that), in which a half-cocked drag queen–who looked like nothing so much as an Edward Gorey victime with badly Toni Home Permed hair–lip-synched “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland” while seated in a motorized wheelchair, spinning in circles while a trio of fairies sprinkled the crowd with “snow” that felt suspiciously like chopped up bev-naps.
I know, I know. The EEK! factor was really high. But then, it always is…
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