General Lehnert said that the prisoners have toothpaste and showers and roofs over their heads. They will get bagels and cream cheese, granola bars and Froot Loops.
Holding up a day-glow orange prison outfit, the general said: “They get a jump suit.” But revealing a little frustration with all the international scrutiny, he added, “They don’t get to pick the color.”
—from the NY Times
Now if only we could be sure that these crazed Islamic militants understand the full implications of eating bagels with cream cheese….
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