Five Haiku for a Winter Day
If I read one more
self-reflexive blogging rant,
I’ll strangle your dog.
Sometimes it is better
to stay silent than to
open your piehole.
No sense of humor
in a person is enough
to warrant murder.
The butterfly is
beautiful, but you make me
want to vomit blood.
Jesus fucking Christ,
it’s cold in here. Who left the
goddamn window up?
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