As for Carnival:
Yes, it was all very fabulous.
Yes, I’m glad the tourists (w)hor(d)es are gone–for the most part.
Yes, I gained about 30 pounds from boozing it up and eating lots of doughnuts.
Yes, I know I have to 409 the dryer to clean up all the scarlet dye that spun out of my costume.
Yes, I’m somewhat happy to return to work.
Yes, I wish I had a Tums.
As for everything else:
Yes, I think Ben Affleck is on a long slow death-spiral down the stony end.
Yes, looking at Carrot Top, I often regret that I never took up the blowgun.
Yes, given the chance, I think I could probably take Anna Nicole Smith in a game of badminton.
Yes, I sometimes wish I were raised in something other than the oh-so-ascetic cult of the Southern Baptist.
Yes, my office is surprisingly neat and orderly, considering what I’ve been through lately.
Yes, I realize that the color sage can get monotonous.
Yes, I’ve run out of things to say.
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