For goddess’ sake will one of you Texans please drop me a line? Rumors are flying left and right about your governor and his alleged roll in the hay with his secretary of state, so spill the beans, Mary! Vindictive homos want to know…
And for those of you noticing the time stamp on this post, no, I have nothing better to do on the Friday before Mardi Gras than sit at home and blog. Thanks for making note of my lame social life.