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Yesternight, I received the mother lode of all spampoems. Either those 100 monkeys have been working overtime, or the ghost of T. S. Eliot is trying to tell me something. In either case, I see no need to post anything beyond this: mere five-word subject lines would only be disappointing by comparison:
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