There are good news days and bad news days. Yesterday’s CNN headlines looked like an Easter gift to the AFA. I can imagine what Don Wildmon and his minions thought…
[“Well, of course not. That Bush is a God-fearing man and would have done anything in his power to take out those danged heathens if he’d had the right information. Lucky for us, he learned his lesson and didn’t pussyfoot around with that Sodom guy.”]
[“This is God’s way of telling them that Catholics can’t be trusted–especially as general contractors. They do clean a good house, though.”]
[“Well, at least it wasn’t…you know, that other one. I tell you, that boy is finally reaping the sins of his parents…”]
[“…and there’s the other side of the coin: parents paying the ultimate price for their son’s unspeakable sins. Frankly, I never understood why folks found those songs so funny. They just went right over my head.”]
[“He is risen, brother!”]
[“All those emails paid off, y’all! Now we can get back to a TV chock-full of football and Lethal Weapon movies.”]
[“Even Yankees deserve a funeral. I guess.”]
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