AN UPDATE
- I’m alive.
- I’m crazy busy.
- I haven’t called either of my mothers or planned Mother’s Day gifts.
- I still like neckties, but I hate wearing them.
- I’ve been eating absurd amounts of ice cream.
- My garden looks great for now, but we’ll see how things go when it gets hot.
- I’ve overcome my fear of hydrangeas (so snaky) and my aversion to roses (so needy), but I still loathe annuals (what’s the point?).
- I’m taking my first-ever tai chi lesson tomorrow, and I’m really excited.
- I’m fascinated by this gay hockey story, but it really confuses me.
- I seriously misunderstood the title of this article.
- The boyfriend and I recently celebrated seven years together.
- Some of you thought I was joking about the Hello Kitty Vibrator. I wasn’t. [Thanks for the back-up, pk.]
- As Catherine Deneuve once said, “I love you. I love you all.”
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