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Note to self:     Self, if you should ever follow through on that plan to pick up stakes and move to Berlin (because Nina Hagen still needs groupies), do not, under any circumstances, take a German lover, as they seem to have a nasty habit of eating their homosexual brethren. Given the country’s fascination with eugenics, I would have thought such problems had been weeded out decades ago, but clearly, das schlongschlurpers still have some dietary aggression issues to work out.