So, Donald Wildmon wrote me this morning. Well, okay, he didn’t write me personally. It was more of a mass email kind of thing, and frankly, I doubt he even wrote the letter himself. He probably got an assistant or intern to do it–but not the hanky-panky kind of intern, mind you. Even if Don had a working penis, I’m sure he’s far too Republican to have sex with anyone other than his wife, mistress, or stepson.
Anyway, it seems Don wants me to write Kraft Foods and complain about its sponsorship of the upcoming Gay Games. He’s already written the company himself and received a bitch-slap of a response from Mark Firestone, Kraft’s Executive Vice President:
Diversity is more than a word many people like to say. At Kraft we truly respect all kinds of differences. And diversity is not a selective concept. By definition, it’s nothing if not inclusive. We respect diversity of ethnicity, gender, experience, background, personal style and yes, sexual orientation and gender identity. Recognizing, respecting and valuing these differences helps us be a more successful business and a workplace where all employees can realize their full potential. (Emphasis almost certainly la Wildmon’s)
Below that quote, Don included a link to the letter he wants me to send, plus a link to some photos from the last Gay Games that offend his wee, beady eyes. Best of all–and of significant interest to many of Donnie’s readers–each photo is tagged www.ChrisGeary.com, letting closeted gay Baptists around the globe know exactly where to find more cheesyhot gay smut, what with its half-naked men and implied erotic action and such.
So, why am I telling you this? Because I want you to do something, of course:
1. Write a nice note or place a phone call to Kraft and applaud their diversity policy. The digits are…
Roger K. Deromedi, CEO
Kraft Foods
3 Lakes Drive
Northfield, IL 60093
Primary Phone: 847 646 2000
Fax: 847 646 6005
E-Mail: rderomedi23@kraft.com
2. Contact Don Wildmon and thank him for starting your day with a photo of jiggly gay ass:
Donald E. Wildmon
American Family Association
P.O. Drawer 2440
Tupelo, MS 38803
Phone: 662 844 5036
Fax: 662 842 7798
Or drop him an email here
I sometimes wonder how Donnie finds the time to dig up all this stuff. Then again, having visited Tupelo numerous times, I suppose that once you tire of the lynchings, there’s nothing to do there but surf for porn.
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