Locker Room Trysts Bedevil Health Clubs
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Seriously, honey: don’t you think “bedevil” is going a bit far? I mean, why do you think homos (not this one, but some) have such a reputation for kickin’ physiques? They slog through the first workout for the reward of the second. And gyms ain’t about to crack down on the shenanigans too much–we represent too much of their clientele…
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