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It’s a widely known fact that I have no shame. I have even less so when it comes to theatre. Case in point: the climax of our current production, which simultaneously references Benny Hill, Scooby Doo, and A Charlie Brown Christmas. A certain boyfriend called me out for being so predictable and goofy, but I explained to him that anything can be funny when it’s done to “Yakety Sax”. And I’m right: