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Hello! I am Nurse Clock-a-bitch! I am here to clock bitches! For you!

I was at the store! I was not expecting to clock bitches! But I did. Clock bitches!

I saw this bitch sitting behind a counter! She thought she was a professional kitchen bitch. I saw through her! She was a fake! And I clocked it! I am Nurse Clock-a-bitch!

In the frozen foods section, Nurse Clock-a-bitch was looking for ice cream. In sandwich form! Nurse Clock-a-bitch needs food on the go. Clocking bitches is hard work! I opened the freezer door and clocked this bitch! Without even trying! Bitch is playing dress up. But not in her bedroom! On a box! My box! Of ice cream sandwiches! I clocked her good!

On the way out to my car, Nurse Clock-a-bitch saw three hos on the sidewalk. They looked like skags. They talked like skags. But they were not skags! They were not hos! They had wee-wees! They were not bitches at all! But Nurse Clock-a-bitch is! And she clocked them like they were! Bitches! (This is not actual footage. This is a dramatization! But it captures their attempted skagginess!)

I am Nurse Clock-a-bitch, and I am all about clocking bitches. That is what I do! I clock! The bitches!