Regarding tonight’s episode of No Reservations: New Orleans, I have this to say:
Chris Rose is a pussy and a drama queen. Chris Rose is a pussy and a drama queen. Chris Rose is a pussy and a drama queen. Chris Rose is a pussy and a drama queen. Chris Rose is a pussy and a drama queen. Chris Rose is a pussy and a drama queen. Chris Rose is a pussy and a drama queen. Chris Rose is a pussy and a drama queen. Chris Rose is a pussy and a drama queen. Chris Rose is a pussy and a drama queen.
If you’re going to keep pulling the woe-is-me/I’m-crying-in-my-beer Katrina routine, do it in a closet somewhere. Somewhere like Chicago.
And fuck you, Anthony Bourdain, for taking the easy road and telling the story you thought most of America wanted to hear. Seriously, fuck you to death.
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