Continuing New Orleans’ long tradition of transsexual banditry (and there are more examples from before The Storm, if only Google would cooperate), we find this titbit in today’s Picayune:
St. John the Baptist Parish deputies are searching for a hammer-wielding man in a dress who smashed through the locked glass doors of a Reserve convenience store and stole money from a cashier…
The man, who wore rolled up blue jeans under the green dress, covered his face with white material and his head with a black hood, the report said…
He doesn’t sound as classy as the other thugettes–but of course, they were plundering Magazine Street.
On a practical note, I’d start rounding up the redheads. ‘Cause everyone knows that only a redhead could pull off a green dress.
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