CNN: Haiku Edition
Girl in Clinton’s ad:
Relish these minutes of fame.
Really, no one cares.
Live in Virginia?
You can marry your cousin,
but please don’t kiss her.
Red-hatted granny
coming out of the closet–
but not in that way
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Richard’s Kommentary Korner
Apple-cheeked stoner
working the deli counter
eats the store’s profits.
Apple-cheeked cashier
tells me he’s got the munchies–
but not for apples.
Apple-cheeked fucktard
forgets to give me my change.
Lose the bong, hippie!
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