37 Things I Am Not
a mind reader
your mother
one of your fans, mother
your slave
your personal chauffeur
your one-man tech support staff
your therapist
Woman
The Way
curious yellow
an island
chopped liver
an animal
a crook
an alcoholic
ein Berliner
the cheese
legend
Sam
a doctor
someone who plays a doctor on TV
a model
a graduate of the Barbizon School
thin and gorgeous
too rich or too thin
a door
a window
well-rested
Superman
Ed McMahon
a drama queen
a drama magnet
someone who spends time around drama queen magnets
the center of the universe
the boss of you
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