Ugh.
Late night. Dick and Jenny’s. Great food. Too much food. Groggy. Ugh.
Go read something else while papa downs some Mentos and Diet Coke and puts himself out of this misery:
Things Men Should Be Able To Do
Not on the list: give a handjob. Strange.
D-Listed Decor
Bad Craigslist Flea Market Finds
Men Who Make Us Gag
Bad Craigslist Meat Market Finds
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