RANDOM SPARKLY BITS
1. New York magazine can be weird at times. I mean, yeah, it’s funny and snarky, but then there are articles like this overview of hot Olympic bodies, which basically says, “THERE ARE NO ATHLETES OF COLOR. NADAL IS JUST VERY TAN. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET.”
2. You know how you just stumble across things on YouTube–stuff from your childhood, or stuff you forgot about, or stuff you thought no one else on Planet Earth saw? Well, I just found a sizable cache of Dawn French’s Murder Most Horrid, an early 90s comedy little-known in the states, but which I find damn funny. Maybe it’s not your cup of tea–or maybe it is….
3. Speaking of stumbling, yesterday I happened across a weird item from Queerty entitled Madonna and brother share loads–and it reads exactly like you’d think. Fan fiction, or real dish? Knowing the parties involved, I’m not willing to make a wager.
4. I’m not a poetry buff–that much is clear. But every so often, I’ll find a piece I like–one that (maybe) doesn’t take itself too seriously. This one, reposted by Jesus’ General, mostly fits that category, even though I’m not sure it’s a poem. Where does one draw the line between blank verse and short story?
Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal
By Naomi Shihab Nye
After learning my flight was detained 4 hours,
I heard the announcement:
If anyone in the vicinity of gate 4-A understands any Arabic,
Please come to the gate immediately.
Well—one pauses these days. Gate 4-A was my own gate. I went there.
An older woman in full traditional Palestinian dress,
Just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing loudly.
Help, said the flight service person. Talk to her. What is her
Problem? We told her the flight was going to be 4 hours late and she
Did this.
I put my arm around her and spoke to her haltingly.
Shu dow-a, shu-beduck habibti, stani stani schway, min fadlick,
Sho bit se-wee?
The minute she heard any words she knew—however poorly used—
She stopped crying.
She thought our flight had been canceled entirely.
She needed to be in El Paso for some major medical treatment the
Following day. I said no, no, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late.
Who is picking you up? Let’s call him and tell him.
We called her son and I spoke with him in English.
I told him I would stay with his mother till we got on the plane and
Would ride next to her—Southwest.
She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of
It. Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and
Found out of course they had ten shared friends.
Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian
Poets I know and let them chat with her. This all took up about 2 hours.
She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life. Answering
Questions.
She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies—little powdered
Sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts—out of her bag—
And was offering them to all the women at the gate.
To my amazement, not a single woman declined one. It was like a
Sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the traveler from California,
The lovely woman from Laredo—we were all covered with the same
Powdered sugar. And smiling. There is no better cookies.
And I noticed my new best friend—by now we were holding hands—
Had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing,
With green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always
Carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere.
And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought,
This is the world I want to live in. The shared world.
Not a single person in this gate—once the crying of confusion stopped
—has seemed apprehensive about any other person.
They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women too.
This can still happen anywhere.
Not everything is lost.
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