Headed back to New Orleans after a long hurrication? Wondering if your power’s still out? Well, wonder no more! Entergy has created a tool that allegedly lets you know the status of service in your area–to your own house, even!
I, for one, am thrilled that Entergy has just added this 2002-era technology to its website. Talk about consistency! The service is so utterly useless that the Entergy experience you’d come to know and despise remains exactly the same. You don’t have to wait on hold for hours at a time to be frustrated by the company with the worst customer-relations in the world–now you can do it online, where the page-load time is only about half an hour, and there’s less information than ever! Trust me: after you’ve hurled your laptop across a crowded hotel room in a fit of pique, you’ll never go back to shouting at nameless, faceless, offshored customer service agents again.
• Click here for info on Entergy Louisiana (not New Orleans)
• Click here for info on Entergy New Orleans and other areas (including Entergy Purgatory, Entergy Limbo, and Entergy New West Hell)
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