THINGS I HAVE DONE RECENTLY
1. Tried to avoid looking directly at the awkward, karaoke-singing cowboy on WWL’s morning show. (I was not entirely successful.)
3. Pondered the possibility of new living room furniture.
4. Realized that a theme can be taken too far.
5. Sang the praises of my sister and thanked goddess that we were not twins. [NSFW]
6. Sat dumbfounded and utterly confused, thanks to Jesus’ General:
