I must be really tired. You know that guy thing, where you rest your non-penis-holding hand against the wall while you’re peeing? Well, I just leaned forward and put my head there. Zzzzz.
I’m not worried about the sanitary stuff. (I’m never worried about the sanitary stuff.) But I’m definitely concerned about these family-sized eyebags.
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ahhhhhh, my stomach just clenched up.so many germs! this is why you need to keep some sanitary wipes around for your forehead.you can store them in your family-sized eyebags.
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