Somehow, I am always the last to hear these things:

Wayne Doucet, a City Councilor from Evangeline, Louisiana, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

“If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner’s testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Coonass’s life, then I have only three things to say: Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.”

Agweb et al*

Which is creepy and disturbing for many reasons, but also darkly humorous. Because, really, it doesn’t matter if the nuts are wet.

* I should point out that this story is fairly easy to find online, but it is also reported verbatim every time, which is totally suspicious. More eyebrow-raising: it’s also attributed to an Australian politician. Sounds like a new meme.

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