What kind of hot is it when your air-conditioner keeps going out because it can’t keep both you and itself cool?
Also: what kind of hot is is when you can’t leave bananas on the kitchen counter because they rot in their peels?
Those aren’t riddles or knock-knock jokes or weak Match Game references: they are serious questions. Is there a word for that kind of heat–perhaps a scientific term? Because otherwise, I’m just left saying that it’s just damn hot, y’all.*
* Yes, I am reduced to talking about the weather. BECAUSE IT IS THAT HOT.