I would like to believe that at some point, I knew Steven Seagal was a deputy with the Jefferson Parish sheriff’s department. Then again, the left side of my brain has been pretty kind these days, allowing me to forget all sorts of wonderful things:
Side note on the subject of my forgetfulness: I am happy to report that I have to visit IMDB every time I want to spell Steven Seagal’s last name properly. Which has been, like, twice, but still.
Side note on Steven Seagal’s impossible-to-remember spelling of “Seagal”: at least it proves once and for all that he is no relation to actress extraordinaire Katey Sagal — who also insists on a funked-up family name, but I can forgive her. I will always forgive her.