In case you missed it, the new, post-Nigerian-bomb-attempt TSA regulations have leaked to the interweb. They make me thankful that this odd-numbered Christmas was spent at my family’s place in Mississippi instead of at the bf’s homestead in NYC (which naturally requires a little airtime). To everyone on the tarmac: GOOD LUCK. And keep your hands where everyone can see them.
UPDATE #1: Although those directives were initially intended for U.S.-bound international flights, apparently they’re being applied to a number of domestic flights, too. Um, yay?
UPDATE #2: Ladies and gentlemen, our laps (and bladders) are free once more.