1. Here’s something mom forgot to teach me: if you’re an out-of-work musician/filmmaker, writing a good electro dance parody and performing it half-naked on the interweb is a good way to get attention:

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2. Singing about having sex with other men in public restrooms can also make you internet famous:

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3. This is the best headline I will (mis)read all week: “Southern Republican Leadership Conference bringing party activists to New Orleans”. Woo!