This was Jeremy Piven over the Memorial Day holiday, chilling on the beach in Malibu:
And this is Jeremy Piven in a completely different situation — possibly from Entourage, but I don’t know, because Entourage is another one of those things I’ve never bothered to bittorrent:
Which raises the question: why would a sensible guy with a fairly good physique order a full-body wax (especially now that hirsute men are in vogue), and tan himself to a color that falls somewhere between “traffic cone” and “Donatella Versace“?
Which raises the answer: a sensible guy wouldn’t; therefore, Piven is senseless.
Word to the unwise: body hair is the friend of the middle-aged man.
[Memorial Day monstrosity via SocialiteLife]