As you might’ve expected, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has chosen to follow in the footsteps of his famewhore predecessors like Kevin Federline, Kim Zolciak, and Bob Saget: he has released a rap song. Behold (or be-listen or be-whatever-means-prick-up-your-ears):
And thus, today’s conundrum. On the one hand, clearly that should never have happened. On the other hand:
And on a third hand: the makers of Auto-Tune really ought to be brought to justice.