You Can Have Cristiano Ronaldo…


…even though his locker room pics are fairly hot. But whatever: just leave me Oguchi Onyewu, and I’ll be fine.

Or, on the off chance that Oguchi should find some other distraction on his way back to the U.S., I will accept Ronaldo’s Portuguese teammate, Simao Sabrosa. You know, just to help out. What can I say? I’m a giver.

Alternate view:

Hey, I gotta ogle someone now that football season’s over, and Scott Fujita has departed for Cleveland anyway.

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