…even though his locker room pics are fairly hot. But whatever: just leave me Oguchi Onyewu, and I’ll be fine.
Or, on the off chance that Oguchi should find some other distraction on his way back to the U.S., I will accept Ronaldo’s Portuguese teammate, Simao Sabrosa. You know, just to help out. What can I say? I’m a giver.
Hey, I gotta ogle someone now that football season’s over, and Scott Fujita has departed for Cleveland anyway.