Please stop using “u” when you mean “you” and “r” when you mean “are” and “ur” when you mean “your” (or occasionally “you’re”*) as if you were Prince or mentally handicapped or still had the kind of cell phone where you need to hit “1” three times to text the letter “c”. Such days are over.
And that goes double for those of you who do this on blogs — you know, the kind you write with a full keyboard, you lazy bastard. We have moved on to smart phones and smarter grammar and you are bringing us all down, asshole.
* I am giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming that you can tell the difference. Do not disappoint me.