Cruising Chicago Half-Naked In A Bentley


I think we all know what this was about:

[A] Chicago car dealer was found in his Bentley with a loaded gun and his pants missing…

When police found him, Bernshtam was apparently trying to cover himself with a sweater because his pants were in the back seat. When asked why he was naked from the waist down, Bernshtam replied that he had just urinated in an alley. Note that this all took place at 11.20 am….

It was then that police noticed a handgun located in the passenger seat side pocket. Bernshtam explained that he needed it for added security when he is transferring large amounts of cash.


Thank you, exhibitionists of the world, for making Planet Earth more interesting. And sticky.

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