The image above came from a  TMZ post (apparently removed) that allegedly came with the caption, “TMZ has obtained a photo of a glistening Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich laying topless on a beach in Greece … days before his campaign staff quit over the timing of his two-week vacation.”

You seem much fatter
When you’re on Fox, talking shit
about bogus threats.

Not that you’re skinny —
like me, you could lose a few —
we’ll call you “average”.

But if you’re thinking
that this pic will clinch your bid,
you’re crazy, dumbass.

P.S. TMZ
Says “laying”, but you’re “lying”.
Which is typical.

[pic via Towleroad]