Condomania tracked 27,000 men in 70 countries and declared New Orleans the BIG winner. Washington, DC came in second, with San Diego, New York City and Phoenix rounding out the top five. As far as the state-wide results, New Hampshire was the dark horse winner with Oregon, New York, Indiana and Arizona following.

[full story at BlogOfNewOrleans.com]

Though it’s also possible that our eyes are bigger than our dicks. Or maybe we buy one size up, just like we buy our pants.

[FYI, I took five pics all day. Jonno did much better.]

In light of yesterday’s debauchery, perhaps it’s time to invest in a few Hieronymus Bosch figurines. You know, as a sort of memento mori-slash-dustcatcher?

Just between us, I can’t believe they’re real, either. But they totally are!

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YouTube now offers a look at your download speed and how it compares to other users, which in turn, gives you an idea of how your ISP stacks up. Not surprisingly, AT&T sucks total ass:

Help me Google Broadband, you’re my only hope.

I know this clip is a couple of months old, and in it, I know that Stephen Fry doesn’t say much that hasn’t been said many, many times before, but his rebuke of the Catholic church is beautiful and eloquent, and frankly, if he is accepting applications for new fans/stalkers, I would love to put my name on the list. I never heard back from Frank Rich, so I’ve got an opening (in my schedule).

Of course, I am not now, nor have I ever been, a Catholic. But I was raised in a devout, Southern Baptist household, and from what my papist pals tell me, the experience is oddly and unpleasantly similar, only with more rulers to the hand and less green bean casserole. So although I may never have been to catechism class (or whatever they call it), I can entirely identify with what Mr. Fry is saying. Word up, ladies and gentlemen.

FYI, this isn’t Fry’s entire speech, but it’s the best clip I can find on YouTube. The full bit is posted (in un-embeddable form) at DailyMotion.

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Terrible screencap, I know, but trust me: those images have NOTHING to do with the text. Between this and those dancing aliens in mortgage banner ads, I don’t know which is worse.

[Details at NYTimes]