Weirdest song of the day

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On my way to work, I walk by a hospice for people living with AIDS (one of two in the neighborhood). And as I passed this morning, I heard a woman singing in the courtyard, invisible behind a thick hedge. Her song was short — just one sentence on infinite repeat:

Y’all got nothing but sorrow,
But we have AIDS.

At the time, I wasn’t sure how to take that. And frankly, I’m still not sure. But it made me stop, and in a week like this, that’s kind of an amazing feat.

New video: Christeene performing “Slowly/Easy” [NSFW]

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My friend Paul, aka Christeene, performing his latest ditty, “Slowly/Easy”. It is DEFINITELY NSFW. It is also extremely fu-tup.

Please note the panda theme. I have to wonder if there’s a “panda” tag somewhere on the clip, since on the Funny-Or-Die video page, one of the suggested clips — after Christeene’s other oeuvres — is of a panda caught in a sneeze fit. If not, that’s maybe the best coincidence ever.