Okay guys, today I’m trying to polish off an article on the sex life of homos in the provinces. Given my personal peccadilloes, it should come as no surprise that I’ve chosen to focus on the various elements of cruising in the sticks: how to get laid in Redneckistan. I’ve already got a list of pointers worked up (e.g. develop a taste for Coors Lite and don’t be shocked that the local DJ hasn’t got Kevin Aviance’s latest white-label single handy), but I’m wondering if you boys and girls might have anything to add.
Those of you who live outside the metropolis, how is homo culture different in your neck of the woods? What do you find appealing in strangers? Repulsive?
And you city-dwellers who occasionally visit the country, what things do you notice when you go there? What do you find most unusual? Most exotic? Most appealing?
The article’s framed as sort of a Cosmo guide to sex among the haystacks, but I think there are some interesting issues at work here that might make for good reading (if I can manage some good writing to convey it all). So what are you waiting for?
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