FOUR PHRASES YOU’LL NEVER HEAR
“Sarah Michelle Gellar’s stellar turn in the title role of Hedda Gabler was marred only by Emily Watson’s ham-fisted portrayal of Julie, the maid.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, the People’s Choice Award for Outstanding Rock, Pop, Jazz, R&B, Gospel, Rap, or Klezmer Group of the 20th Century goes to…Genesis!”
“In her latest nonfiction endeavor, Divine Mechanics, Anne Rice explores the ultimate demise of Chaos Theory and academia’s surprisingly conservative return to ‘purist’ Quantum Mechanics.”
“…and Fyvush Finkel as…’The Beaver.'”
In other news, some of you folks take this stuff way too seriously.
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