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TEN THINGS I HATE TODAY

1. Bad art

2. Bad artists

3. Whiny, overstressed, passive-aggressive micromanagers (this means you!)

4. Helplessness

5. Cluelessness

6. Fat-free cream cheese

7. Ryan Phillippe (see #2 above)

8. Agents (see #3 above)

9. Docents

10. Classical musicians (cellists excluded)

I also hate limiting myself to hating only ten things.

Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate infinity.