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So, we’re writing our next play. I think I’ve mentioned it before: it’s a parody of girls’ school flicks that we’ve based on an obscure Clint Eastwood film called The Beguiled. Basically, it’s Reform School Girls set at Ashland-Belle Helene (which, incidentally, is where The Beguiled was filmed).

Anyway, we’re trying to decide on a name. It should probably have kind of a “pulp” feel, but I dunno. Here’s what we’ve come up with so far:

Confederacy of Dames

Confederate Hellcats

Confederate Jasmine

Dixie Darlings

Little Dixie Darlings

Mason-Dixon Dolls

Pussy-footing Down at the Old Plantation

I’m not being silly with that last one–it was the original title of the Eastwood film. For real.

So, what do you think? Anything stand out? Or have you got a better idea? Lemme know.